if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off

(Source: sarcastics)

jaclcfrost:

egggcorn:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

but that’s also usually the character that gets their own sub-fandom with dedicated fans and pretty cool fanart

however, that’s also usually the one character that dies

i was just like “oh yay”

but then

“not so much yay”